THE BAMBOSEAL

Discovered recently on the border of the Atlantic and Indian oceans by fishermen of the Weston and Weston Company, the bamboseal is a Sea Lion with long, curly fur that helps to protect it from the climactic brutality of its environment. Extremely timid, the bamboseal spends the large majority of its time hiding in a nest of seaweed that also doubles as a larder and camouflages it’s nestlike silhouette. . The bamboseal leaves its nest 8 times a year to find a mate and reproduce – each excursion occurring during the 8 lowest tides on the calendar. Its reproductive method differentiates it greatly from other phocids such as walruses and seals because it uses its splendid tusks to have babies.